Time Machine

When you ask someone if they could use a time machine, 
What would they do?
And they say “I would kill Hitler”
They are trying to tell you that they are generous and just.
What they are actually telling you is that they are a profound narcissist.

What do they think everyone else in WW2 was trying to do
Everyone was trying to kill Hitler
Several major world powers were working together to kill Hitler
And what they needed
Was not a 28 year old business analyst
And aspiring sommelier
From 2016.

If I had a time machine
I would go back in time
And tell people to pick another answer.